Posts Tagged ‘crazy’

Oh Hayley

Posted: March 5, 2012 in funny
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This post is about my roommate/ best friend named Hayley.  This is a girl I have known for years.  We first met on the short bus, no joke!!! We both have handicap siblings and we rode on the short bus with them home and that is we first met each other but didn’t really become good friends till my sophomore year and her freshman year of high school.  We both were big in FFA (Future Farmers of America) and that is where we became very good friends through working as officers in are local chapter, traveling to conventions, and compete in contests together and against.

To give you a little information about this lady she is the kind of woman that carries a knife in her boot.  This is also the girl, who once shot her shotgun that we call the mule, so much preparing for a trap shooting contest that she had a bruise on her right shoulder so bad that she had to shoot the whole contest left handed and yet still gave everybody a run for their money and the year before that she caught her thumb in the slide of the shotgun and yet still was one of the top female shooters and beat most of the guys. This is the girl who I had this text conversations;

Hayley:  so.. uh.. I jumped out of the truck and twisted my knee… not rightfully sure if I have broken the dang thing or not .. so my important question is do they cut your boot off? Cause I really like these boots.. lol

Me: What?  Is this a joke?  Uh sometimes they do. What happened?

Hayley:  Dude..  I just sat down on the ground and pushed my knee BACK where it was… it doesn’t hurt… but there’s swelling and bruising going on.. idk maybe I should stop fishing and go to the house… I’m for real chase. Not a joke

This really happened she never went to the doctor and she still has problems with her knee and every time she bends her knee in makes a crunching sound it’s the same sound if you step on a squirrel’s head.

Stay tuned to here more stories about Hayley


House and job hunting

Posted: February 28, 2012 in funny
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Oh the joys of it.  Spend all your time trying to find the perfect one for you.   One that matches your personality and the way you act and live.  It can’t be too far away or too cheap.  You look at one after another spotting flaws right away on some others you don’t figure it out until after closer inspection.

I look all the time!!!  It seems like every time I get a little time to kill, I get on the internet hop on either a job web site or a home site and start flipping through places.  The whole time saying things to myself like not the job for me, cost too much, don’t pay enough, that one is in the ghetto, why is it asking for my banking information, and no the holes in the wall are not considered an abstract style of decorating.

For housing everyone says it is time to buy but I don’t have the money to do that.  Renting it seems like they want to charge way too much just because it is near a school or hospital. Yet those same houses look like they falling apart.

Job wise it seems good if you are willing to move but I want to stay here if I can.  Agriculture is my specialty; I grew up on a farm and went to school to become an Agriculture teacher so for the past for years I have had every form of agriculture driven into my head so I can tell you almost anything you want to know about it. So I am trying to find a job that will use that but pay me better than what a teacher gets paid. Shoot working all the time and making a lot less yet important part of society but oh well that is all for another  time.