Things that make me laugh 2

Posted: May 8, 2012 in Uncategorized

Hayley: I hate finals week!
Chase: I do too! I have a 10 page paper that I haven’t even started on!
Hayley: Well I have Doc Walkers test tomorrow!
Chase: Oh my God, I think you just won…..

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

A bad worker blames the tool a good work blames the boss

Women are like wine when their young they are grape juice, when they are in the middle they are good wine, and when they are old there is all ways lots money involved

I am like chocolate pudding I look like crap but am sweet

Hay no reason to go into any more detail than this but where is a good place to get rid of a body?

Chuck Norris’ testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

In life you will hit brick walls. The trick is not to hit them at full speed like I do because it hurts like hell.

I intend to live forever….so far so good

I am planning to start a up hill bobsled team. So who wants to be on it?

Oh damn! Jeremy is still in the trunk! How long has it been, two weeks? Yeah, he’s dead.

Had to good of a day to let the little things bug me. So I am going to save it for the first person that pisses me off!so beware

”WE ARE NO LONGER THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI! WE ARE NOW THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY EKKI-EKKI-EKKI-PATING-ZOOM-BOING!”

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